| PLATES At this restaurant,there was a worker named Plate.There was
also this inpatient customer.He called the waiter immediatly when
he sat on the chair.He asked for 3 plates.The waiter went.Then
he came back and said 'Sorry sir,we only have 1 Plate.The customer
was like 'WTH'.The waiter rushed to get Plate(the worker)
He brought Plate to the customer and said 'Heres Plate sir'
Then the customer was so pissed,he grabbed Plate and
ran away.
So sad..I think he
used Plate as a plate
KUNG FU POODLE Once I went to the pet shop and met a poodle which knew
Kung Fu.The next day I went back to the pet shop,then
the Kung Fu poodle challenged me to fight with it.
And I did,because I didn't know that poodle was
so good.So I got my ass kicked by a Kung Fu
fighting poodle.(A really good one)
So I lost my eyeball...
My father can cause 'earthquakes'.He sneezes so damn loud!
When we went to Australia he kept on sneezing,it was so annoying! I think it was because hes so use to the dirty air in Malaysia,that
when he went to Australia and breathed the nice clean air,he sneezed
and sneezed.But we went to many other places and he didn't sneeze that much.
I guess its the Australian air.Lol.
ITS SO ANNOYING
| SOFT EYE EATER!  
The little black kitty is eascaping
from Pucca the maniac who is
trying to catch him and eat his
soft eye.
Poor little black kitty
so sad.
PEEING ALIENS
Once my cousin and I were watching this stupid show about aliens.
There was a space ship that landed then 5 aliens stood in a row,
they pointed out their finger at this guy and woman in front,then
they started too pee through their fingers.But it didn't touch the
guy and the woman.The guy collected the pee and I forgot what
the woman did....
They peed through their
PONTER FINGER
| MY FRIENDS
To Shanice,Mesha and Michelle we will ALWAYS be
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| RED HONKER
A creature with a red honker deserves more.... 
Yeah
| RESPECT ME!
FOR I AM THE
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| THE ORIGINAL
From the top of the tree,
Way up high,
I pissed on a guys thigh,
jumped down from the tree,
And landed on his soft eye,
He screamd so loud,
So I cut his mouth,
Then he was silent for the rest of his life.
This is the original
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On top of the school bus covered in blood,
I shot my new teacher with AK41,
On the day of her funeral I pissed on her head,
People threw flowers but I threw a grenade,
20 years later she wasn't dead so I took a bazuka and shot off her head.
Stephanie made this,go to her site
http://www.xanga.com/hotbabe_stef |
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I hate you,
You hate me,
Lets go out and kill Barney.
With a great big punch and a kick from me to you,
Won't you say you hate me too? | | |
| T0TALLY BORED Even though I have a cute little puppy....im still bored.Everyone
is so boring.Nothing fun is happening now a days.Its so upseting
ugh.....I wish i was 8 again.Ahh...good times.Someone PLEASE
SAVE ME FROM BOREDOM!!!!!!!!I'LL.....MELT LIKE
CHOCOLATE!!!!!
Someone....just not an old man
come save me before I melt!!! | | |
| EVERYONE HAS TO LOVE CHOCOLATES I LOVE CHOCOLATES and everyone else HAS to LOVE
CHOCOLATES!Mmmmmmmm......chocolates..................
So......I NEED to go stuff and expend my tummy with tons
of sugar loaded CHOCOLATES!!!!!
A chocolate fountain
is like heaven!!!!
| OH POOPY! Me and my sister were singing the llama song in the office happily
Suddenly..my mum came,I saw her so i laughed.But my sister didn't
so she happily bounced up and down on her chair while singing the
wonderful LLAMA SONG!!!Then she saw my mum and laughed...
That was so fun...the llama song will never end!!!!
I LOVE THE LLAMA-NESS
IN THE SONG AHH
SOO LLAMA-ISH!! | | |
| MEANINGS.... LMAO =Lick.My.Armpit.Out
LOL =Lick.Out.Liars
TTYL =Totally.Thoughtless.Young.Licker
BRB =Burp.Right.Burger
OMG =Only.My.Guts
WTF =Wow.Toe.Flyers
MAS=My.Ass.Stinks
Yup...thats what people have
been saying all this
time.......
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| HOW TO UN-BLOCK YOU EAR... 1.Wet your pinkie,with you slivar.
2.Put your pinkie in your ear.
3.Start twisting and plunging it.
4.Take it out and dry it,then wet it again.
5.Do the same over and over,until its un-blocked.
Or to avoid yucky-ness just keep on yawning.
I didn't come up with this.
| EWWW BRINJALS Hi,I hate..brinjals.Brinjals are so...ewwwwwwww.*PUKE*
Why do people eat brinjals?What if the brinjal population
died?Well....I know one thing...I'll be very happy for not
looking at another purple vegetable EVER again......
Brinjals=
EW | | |
| WHY MY CAT IS NAMED SOFIE My cats a male,but his name is Sofie.Thats because,we got him when he was a itsy
bitsy kitty.We couldn't see his balls,so I name him Sofie.When he was older.We called
the vet to come,to remove Sofie's balls.Before you know it his balls where out.I saw it,
it was like two tiny pink round candys with veins on them.Sofies tongue was like hanging out of his mouth.I guess Sofie lost all his confidence after he lost his'friends'.Sofie became a full-time coward.Its so sad......
How would you feel if you
lost 2 of your close 'friends'? | | |
| WHY ARE PEOPLE BORN UGLY I just can believe why people can be born to be such HIDEOUS
looking people!I just can't believe it!I thought everyone suppose
to look like Magnums!!!(even though they almost killed me)
If I see an ugly person...I think I'll just run to the sliding door
while its closed,splat like a fly and grow an island on my head!
WHY!!!WHY!!!
UGLY-NESS!!!
IT BURNS!!!! | | |
| THE STUPID MAGNUMS This day I was going for a party.We stopped by the petrol station
my mum told me to go get 3 ice-creams she gave me 5 ringgit and
told me to get her a Magnum.So I went...I picked 2 Magnums and
one cone.I was thinking how much was the Magnums.They didnt
write anything.So I just took it anyway.I took it to the cashier the
total was 8.50.I was like WTF!I ran back to the car to get more money
my mum was like 'HUH NOT ENOUGH'.It turns out that freaking
Magnum was 3ringgit each.What a waste.....
Stupid chocolate coated
cream on a stick named
MAGNUM | | |
MY IMAGINATION
In a magical mystical world there is a magical creature named Blobmus.Blobmus is a cute little
blob.He can suirt his magical slime on anyone he hates,and that person will be turned into whatever
Blobmus wants him or her to be.Blobmus is also a very nice creature,but beware not too upset him
or he will squirt his magical slime on you.Blobmus like too live in nice peaceful places.Blobmus has
no legs or anything.He is translucent.He just bounces from place too place.One day while Blomus
was happily bouncing back too his little house.He saw a trail of peanuts,he followed it,at the same
time eating it.At the end of the trail was a pretty pink rose.Blobmus loved it so much,he wanted to
pick it up,but he realised that he had no hands.Blobmus was very sad and angry.So he squrted
his magical slime at the rose,and turned it too a giant pile of stinky poop.Then another creature named
Pooplo came and ate it.So that was then end of the pretty pink rose. |
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LICK POOP!HAHAHAHA!!! |
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